Score: 8

"Thoughtful"

submission: Inquisitive Dave

date: July 19, 2008

Most people don't put a lot of deep thinking into their games, but this shows an actual, non-negligible intellectual point to the game. This is the kind of thing I like to see on Newgrounds. Unfortunately, there are a few glitches (as I'm sure you know by now). One particular glitch is that when you exit to the right of the far-west room, with the sealed off roof and door, you land on the bounding box of the hill, not the bottom of the hill. If you go to the right of that small hill and go back left it will work properly, but you can jump onto the bounding box at any point.

Score: 10

"Fierce"

submission: Inquisitor is a pedophile

date: May 2, 2008

I raped a baby to this flash.

Score: 8

"@@@Oh that wasn't so bad@@@"

submission: The Pen is Mightier...

date: March 8, 2008

That was pretty good. Take off the blur filter on the bullet-against-blue part. It's ugly. If you really want blurriness, find a more original way of representing blur. I don't mind the glow filtered parts so much because it's not so obviously a filter and is aesthetically pleasing, but you could do so much better with those parts. Conceptually agreeable.

Score: 6

"Deep dark dooop beep boop"

submission: Tripcatyo

date: January 30, 2008

Is it just me having Rorschachian association responses or do those interference masks on the trip visuals look like a series of splooging dicks?

Score: 10

"AND BEEE LOOOOVEDDDD... INn...... RRETTTUUUUUUUURN"

submission: The Magic Cake

date: April 9, 2007

BABY SEX! BABY SEX! IT'S AWWWWRIGHT!

A timeless birthday classic. I promise I will show my children this when they are older. And existant.

Score: 10

"WEEEE WRENCH WER"r WE'RE NOT SSOSOO DIFFERENT U&IZ"

submission: Sunshine: TANKMEN

date: September 5, 2006

I feel like if our two Tankmen were to somehow make love and give birth to a child, it would be the second coming of Jesus.

Score: 10

"Wh00t"

submission: Gost Travels: Greece

date: January 8, 2006

That... was the best game I've ever played. =o

Score: 0

">=("

submission: OneTwentyEight2004

date: January 5, 2006

You Ph43l!!! Tricky's penis is supposed to flail, not stab! Flail, I say! Flail! Don't you know Tricky is a pacifist?!? He would never stab anyone!!! You shame him! Sha/e/m/e/m/o!!1

*fiven*
~LCK

Score: 8

"Larfaigh"

submission: Bill the Demon

date: August 25, 2005

Nice, but not as good as the original... too slow... Plus, I misses the background music. =( I remember this from, like, 97 or something. Over the years, I've kept on having to find your new site every time I check up on you, because you change so often. =P

Score: 7

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

submission: ClockMaxportalDancing

date: August 15, 2005

I have no idea when to hit the arrow keys! XX; I always play DDR with standard settings, where you hit it as they hit the arrow keys. Lack of options (namely the ability to fix this) is a fatal mistake.